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Government announces new Minister of Magic
by Rob Walton

responsibilities will include
pulling rabbits out of beanies
sawing poor children in half
then quarters
then eighths
making a noose from a soft rope
with a flick of the wrist
producing discoloured scarves
flecked with phlegm and blood
finding the king on all the cards
making your wallet disappear
wrapping the country’s wealth in a cloth
then smashing it with a hammer
before revealing the broken pieces
                              
Rob Walton was born in Scunthorpe and lives in Whitley Bay. His debut collection This Poem Here was published by Archne Press 2021. 

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